Tertiary Reactor Offli-Functional, One Percent functionality retained. Galateeeaaaa party party party we are gonna have a party Launchers, offline. Multifunctional Phased Disassembly/Reassembly Nanoarray, offline. Primaaarrry had a little lamb little lamb little lamb Resource Core, offline. Strrrrr-rrr-rrructural integrity CR-CR-CRIIIIITICAL. *Damage Report: PRimARmy Reactor, offline. I can just say without fear of being questioned that this is gonna su. Those numbers are going down waaaaay too fast, and surface heat of my pod is picking up. I hope Gork and Mork nutshot you during your next poker tournament. (.Well, relatively safe, given it drops the equivalent of a nuke on the landing site, but what’s a little orbital kinetic weaponry between friends?) that’s currently getting devoured by the cyberworm from hell! So! Yeah! Not only am I a fifteen meter tall Commander in a reentry pod, I’m in one without active landing thrusters or their Progenitor tech equivalent to ensure the standard ‘safe’ landing.
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Quarantining damaged files*Ĭan I hack this? The password or the lockout or the virus? I’m a super computer, right? C’mon, magical superscience brain, erm.hack the password.
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Oh, thank the Maker, there it is, Manual Landing Protocols! Just need to upload you to the pod, annnnd.
Right, right, panicking a bit, brain the metaphorical size of a planet doesn’t help when I’m panicking.Searching. Useful, useful, because, y’know, according to the data my (totally bullshit hypertech, Oh I Wish YOu DiDn’t GIVE ME ALL THIS INFORMATION RIGHT NOW AS I PLUNGE TO MY PAINFUL DEMISE) sensors are picking up, I’m kiiiiind of de-orbiting at unsafe speeds. Please activate Manual Landing Protocols’. ‘Automatic Landing Protocols have been disabled. Come on, come on.Lessee, poking around the ol’ brain quantum foam bank.Mmm. Oh, hey, it’s actually mostly water, and the coloring is due to a high iron content! Neat! Wait, no, not neat, not neat! Water landings suck too! Water hates high speed direct impacts! To make a point, I ALSO wasn’t plunging headfirst towards a grungy looking mess of a red planet. I mean, really, Progenitor coding? Waaaay more advanced than just ‘yes’ or ‘no’.Īfter all, when I last fell asleep back home, I was a squishy meatsack, I certainly wasn’t a fifteen meter tall, brutally efficient, self-replicating mechanism of war and conquest. Anyways, enough binary, it’s mostly just for effect, if I’m being honest. The first thing I thought when I woke up was ‘man, that was a good nap.’ Interlude 4: SOMEONE failed an Uncanny Valley check.Ĭhapter 36: The Reward of Training Well DoneĬhapter 38: Extranet. Interlude 3: Space Dungeon Bypass (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Plasma Blade) Gotta go to SPACE!Ĭhapter 12: This Is Not Warcraft In Space! It's much more sophisticated!Ĭhapter 13: Artificial Intelligence, Authentic IdiocyĬhapter 15: Charlie's Foxtrot Dance Night!Ĭhapter 28: So Long, Koprulu, And Thanks For All The Fish Tech! Step 2, More Profit.Ĭhapter 4: Step 3: Spaaaaaaaaace. I can't help it, I love giant robots, explosions, and giant robots exploding too much to fight off the allure of a Planetary Annihilation Commander SI.Ĭhapter 3: Step 1, Profit. Fun times~Ī/N: So, my muse struck, figured I'd cross-post this here. Synopsis: One Commander, One -really- bad landing, and malfunctioning design protocols.
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